College Football Picks

What is up fellow bloggers and GSJ readers Dirty Mike back at it with the picks last week I’m pretty sure I went a little over .500 so we did turn a profit, can’t all be 9-1 weeks. Unfortunately couldn’t get this article up yesterday or else you would’ve had NC St +4 but I had an interview in Atlanta (humble brag) and that traffic is a fucking nightmare I wouldn’t wish being stuck in that on my worst enemy. In case you were wondering how my trip to Tennessee was it was wild I got slapped by a girl with her phone (not the greatest feeling) and UGA fucking destroyed them it was awesome. But enough of the chit chat let’s get this going.

Friday Night:

Memphis -13.5

Yes, if you look at the box score they got destroyed by UCF but UCF is the real deal and whenever you turn the ball over 4 times you’re gonna lose. Uconn just flat out sucks I think Memphis will have the mindset of bouncing back after getting crushed.


Colorado -6.5

Colorado is the type of team to me that will lose to the teams they’re supposed to and take care of business in the games they’re supposed. They’re coached extremely well huge fan of the head coach (mike macintyre I think…not sure if I spelled that right) and have a good defense I think they get it done vs Zona

San Diego St -10.5

This is pretty fucked up but UNLV has got to be feeling the effects of the tragedy that occurred in Las Vegas so who knows what their mind set is plus the only thing they can do is run the ball (which they do very well) and I think SDSU is good enough to slow it down enough to cover.

Tulsa +4.5

Tulsa is getting too many points here against a Tulane team here I think this is a buy point for them. The offense has been disappointing this year but they’re facing an option team for a 3rd week in a row so hopefully they figured it out and can get the offense going.

Michigan -10.5

Love this pick I think the line has dropped too much, Michigan I believe is going with John O’Korn who is definitely better than the most average QB ever in Wilton Speight. Seriously I’ve never seen a bigger definition of average from a QB he’s like the Josh McCown of college. But O’korn was good at Houston before he transferred and I think he can get the offense going better. Sparty is getting too much love here they’ve covered 9 straight times against Michigan so people are loving that aspect…As Lee Corso says “Not so fast my friend!” I think the streak ends on Saturday.

Sidenote: Was about to publish this and I’m looking for a funny picture of Wilton Speight and I found that and I almost shit myself. Fucking Harbaugh thinking that Speight is the next Luck I thought he was QB guru jesus christ. I might have to do an article on how much I despise Wilton Speight.

Texas Kansas St Under 50

I believe the average points in this game the past couple years has been like 33 so i like that aspect. Kansas St plays very good defense and the whole offense is Jesse Ertz (and I mean ALL the offense) plus the Texas defense has probably had the biggest turnaround out of any unit in college football since week 1. Look for a low scoring affair here with a lot of running the football and churning the clock


UGA -17

BYU +8.5

Thanks for reading and lets make some fucking $$$$

-Dirty Mike




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